Ahhhh!

I love Porter, but he can send me to the point of utter frustration where I want to scream and rip my hair out.  

He has been on a roll lately and David and I are trying everything to reign him in.  He goes to time out.  When I go to let him out he says, "I don't want to come out.  I want to make bad choices."

He has started saying, "Dang it" all the time.  Well today I told him he was getting soap in his mouth if he kept saying it.  He then said, "Dang it" over and over again.  I put soap in his mouth.  He said, "I want more soap."

What do you do when no punishment works?  He just laughs.